Cards

Cards is the twelfth episode of the first season of the Un-Named Show.

Synopsis
The crew and the neighbors go to Cards, and they enjoy some time together.

Plot
The episode begins with the crew in their car, and Neal explaining that there will be a storm incoming the next day. They arrive at Cards with the neighbors, and the waiter asks for "Mr. C" to come on up, in which both Nash and Neal go up to the counter, and they see each other.

Everyone goes over to their table, and the waiter asks if Madelain would like a kids menu, and she looks at them, irritated. The waiter apologizes and leaves the table. Ace is shown as the waiter passes by, and seeing Madelain, he goes over to her and kisses her. He leaves immediately after and falls on the ground, yelling in frustrating before the waiter yells at him as well.

Everyone converses about why they are sharing a table, which is because there were no other tables. Neal and Matt argue about why they went to cards, and Natalie stops them by saying they're just a bunch of gay losers.

The waiter returns and asks what everyone would want. Nash explains everything he wants while everyone else says what they would like to drink. The waiter leaves after this and questions everything that had just happened since what the people had ordered was either questionable, or it was the fact that most of the people there look really similar to each other. After a lot of contemplating, the waiter trips over Ace, who is still laying on the floor.

Satan asks how Matt's been with Neal at the house, in which he replies saying it's been horrible, and this causes Neal to have an outburst. Madelain leaves to go to the bathroom, requesting someone to order her a bagel. Neal decides to be the one who orders the bagel, and Nash gets angry at this idea. The waiter heads over and takes everyone's orders, with Neal ordering Madelain a jalapeno bagel. Nash and Neal begin to argue once more, and Nash accidentally calls Madelain "Maddy".

Madelain returns, and Nash tries to explain that Neal ordered her a jalapeno bagel, but Neal covers his mouth and says that Nash called her "Maddie", and she slaps him. Madelain gets her bagel and eats it, only to spew out fire from her mouth, making Neal laugh. Madelain drinks his chocolate milk and Neal starts crying about it.

A good bit passes, and no one else has gotten their food yet. Satan and Neal both get up and say they are going to the bathroom. Neal uses this as an opportunity to reveal Satan's "secret", but when he goes into the bathroom with Satan, he is gone.

Matt starts to compliment the crew's house, but since he was talking with Madelain everyone makes fun of him for trying to go out with her. Ace rolls over and stares at Matt angrily, only before falling and breaking the glass he was holding. He kisses Madelain again, but Neal, who is now under the table, trips him. Satan comes back and he asks what's been going on, and everyone just says Matt was trying to flirt with Madelain. Matt says that he already knows that Madelain is with "Erik", and Mac yells out due to him being confused on the fact that Ace's real name is Erik, and everyone starts laughing.

Ace goes over to the table after hearing some of the neighbors laughing, and questions why they were laughing in the first place. Madelain points out that the neighbors figured out about his name being "Ace" and not "Erik", and he leaves the table.

The food arrives, and everyone begins eating. They head outside after eating, and explain how the night was has been weird. They all then head back to their houses.

Characters
Nash

Mac

Madelain

Satan

Neal

Matt

Natalie

Ace

Waiter